21st Century Fox: Romantic Comedy of the Futureby Scott Kellogg |
Level Head's Poetry Corner
I am sorry to seem so aloofBut my Grandma has been on the roof
Or my cat (how's that go?
"Break the news to them slow")
I will focus, for now, on a hoof.
So will Cecil hot-foot him to orbit?
Can the bionic Scobee absorb it?
Or would he disappear
'Ere he leaves troposphere
In a hundred small bits... ah, that's morbid.
We've seen Colonel S. hurl his invective.
And now Jenny's not just introspective.
But now Cecil comes through
With a size-32?
(Is it really that big? Or perspective?)
As Mako pointed out, this incursion
Is not likely to lead to exertion
At least, other than mind --
Not the physical kind.
We won't likely see orbit insertion.
I still harbor the feeling that one day,
Tora Scobee will have a bad Monday,
And say "Boo" to the gals
Who are Ms. Curtis' pals
And they'll kick him clear into next Sunday.
But now Jack needs to husband his wits
To contrive a solution that fits
The MPs, still uptight,
Won't abide by a fight.
They won't stand there with giggles and, ah, grins.
So the Unicorn Gals might contrive
To (wait.. one-horn? Perhaps I should strive
To count 'em again...
In real life Giraffes can
Have two horns, three, four, or even five.)
Now where was I? Oh, yes, Barb and Beth,
Will defend their friend Jen to the death.
But while loyal and true,
They are quite clever too.
They can scheme much as they can draw breath.
They have shown up to play their own part.
It is Scobee who'd better not start
A fight he cannot win
MP's would take him in
If the ladies don't take him apart.
I suspect Barb will treat him like dirt,
And will give verbal reasons to hurt.
She can make him feel small
This is not tough at all.
Since his head doesn't reach to her skirt.
And dear Beth, in her ladylike fashion,
Can give Scobee a quite thorough trashin'.
This provocative blonde
Goes above and beyond.
She'll give Scobee an elegant ration.
Now how much of this stuff will come true?
Really, I know no better than you.
But it's fun to project,
Rather than introspect,
Thus I share speculation with you.
Now I'll wrap up my nonsense with sorrow,
For the poetic license I'd borrow.
(Don't have one of my own --
T'was denied, no cause shown.)
So like you I'll just wait for tomorrow.
-- Level Head
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